So i was on my brothers computer and found this
bewbin: bewbin: at first i thought it was porn then i dug deeper at this point im scared to go any further i wonder whats inside IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
twerkinturtle: do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”
rohl5: Do you ever just feel like Ted Mosby? Because i do.
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
hitlervevo: when the smart kid gets a bad grade when couples at school break up fights over facebook comments girls crying over their school pictures can we all just talk about how sadistic we are
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
pbandjily: musicalhogwarts: batdude: in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful #i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably...
You are now a timelord
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: the-lost-doctor: the amount of followers you have is how old you are the person you reblog this from is your companion your icon is what your current regeneration looks like your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name so i’m either the Teacher or the Hot Tub Repairman
Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
theoriginalspike: innumerablegibbons: A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday It would be funny if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit
bm13: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools